"What type of bra?" asked the clerk.
"Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type?"
"Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable.
"Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose."
Relieved, the man asked about the types. The saleslady replied:
"There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?"
Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them.
The Saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple... "
The Catholic type supports the masses.
The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen,
The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and
The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills.
Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes?
If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!
(A} Almost Boobs...
{B} Barely there.
{C} Can't Complain!
{D} Dang!
{DD} Double dang!
{E} Enormous!
{F} Fake.
{G} Get a Reduction.
{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up !
Send this to all that will appreciate it!
They forgot the German bra.
Holtzemfromfloppen
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Geesh I just realized that...I am going to be going nuts this week again..Why you ask! first tomarrow is Madison's Halloween Party at school and than the local High school has a thing each year called "Jeepers Creepers" (instead of high I almost put Hugh...can you tell where my head is right now...LOL) THAN of course it is Halloween this week too so that means I have to get Madi dressed again and go out tomarrow between 4 and 7..Can anyone guess who I am going as....MRS JACKMAN...I mean my name is Deb too so I think I can pass off as her...I just need a blonde wig and a Aussie accent too..LOL and I can pass Madi off as Ava...LOL shut me up I've been going crazy way to long...*hits head on computer desk* Someone wake me up on November 1st...LOL acck did I just say that...November ...OMG...Christmas SHOPPING...Where the hell did this year go? I mean first the summer went by like no business...and now this...but I do have to be happy though that yesterday was the first time that we had to put on our heater since fall started. nooow I'm freeeeezing..where is Hughie when I need him oh yeah in nice warm Austraila were he is half naked and look fine indeed...Ok people the ones that just started to know me on the Hugh communities are saying this girl is whacked...LOL trust me I lost it a long time ago..I see some of you that know the "Real Debs" shaking their heads and saying "Yep she and went and lost her mind this weekend...but I try and not to babble to much...(Chris I see you laughing your butt off..LOL...SHUT ME UP...LOL) but you know you love me...your shaking your head no aren't you?? OK I'm finally finished now..byebye bye!!
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moonlustieA favour to ask, it takes less than a minute....
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Please tell ten friends to tell ten today! The Breast Cancer site is having trouble getting enough people to click on their site daily to meet their quota of donating at least one free mammogram a day to an underprivileged woman. It takes less than a minute to go to their site and click on "donating a mammogram" for free (pink window in the middle).
This doesn't cost you a thing. Their corporate sponsors/advertisers use the number of daily visits to donate mammogram in exchange for advertising.
Here's the web site! Pass it along to people you know
http://www.thebreastcancersite.com/
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Pic of my Hughie! Come Debbie...LOL- Mood: ditzy
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